Tuesday, July 15, 2014

#sixwordscifi

It's not the end of the univ

My mom is now an app.

Who put coffee in the hyperdrive?

Cybernetic cockroach responds to Konami code.

Do you think you're the host?

Binocular vision must be so limiting.

Cassini gets a message: Better brace yourself.

How does a clockwork live? Complications.

Now you hurt my emoji's feelings.

Dress didn't fit; Bought new abdomen.

Waiting for drone season to begin.

Coding Carrol in Chromosomes crafts curiousities.

We made far too many pandas.

Corporate personhood only has one vote.

Remember; physics doesn't have a safeword.

Where did the petri dish go?

We might be dead in a box.

On the quest for magnetic west.

Watched Godzilla. Earth invasion now cancelled.

I just sneezed the alien's ambassador.

All I see is Disney property. 

I want the steel within me.

Missing Vat 42 on Mother's Day.

Time to surf the event horizon.

How do you breathe without methane?

My quantum research just went kumquat

Gravity slingshot to chase the photons.

Russian chatbot marries Nigerian email generator.

There is life above the water.

My symbiotic alien donates to republicans. 

Alien invasion thwarted by peanut allergy.

I eat it, it eats me.

The past is just as unpredictable.

Running so the clock will stop.

Time travel has me raising myself.

Non neurotypical? All my robots disagree.

My soft monkey texted me today.

Cleaning decks on the Solar Clipper.

I dropped my cigarette on Titan. 

Europa searches for life on Earth.

We love people! Crunchy, Crunchy people..

Trying to solve the Rubik's hypercube.

Crazed lone gunment by the dozen