Tuesday, July 15, 2014

#sixwordscifi

It's not the end of the univ

My mom is now an app.

Who put coffee in the hyperdrive?

Cybernetic cockroach responds to Konami code.

Do you think you're the host?

Binocular vision must be so limiting.

Cassini gets a message: Better brace yourself.

How does a clockwork live? Complications.

Now you hurt my emoji's feelings.

Dress didn't fit; Bought new abdomen.

Waiting for drone season to begin.

Coding Carrol in Chromosomes crafts curiousities.

We made far too many pandas.

Corporate personhood only has one vote.

Remember; physics doesn't have a safeword.

Where did the petri dish go?

We might be dead in a box.

On the quest for magnetic west.

Watched Godzilla. Earth invasion now cancelled.

I just sneezed the alien's ambassador.

All I see is Disney property. 

I want the steel within me.

Missing Vat 42 on Mother's Day.

Time to surf the event horizon.

How do you breathe without methane?

My quantum research just went kumquat

Gravity slingshot to chase the photons.

Russian chatbot marries Nigerian email generator.

There is life above the water.

My symbiotic alien donates to republicans. 

Alien invasion thwarted by peanut allergy.

I eat it, it eats me.

The past is just as unpredictable.

Running so the clock will stop.

Time travel has me raising myself.

Non neurotypical? All my robots disagree.

My soft monkey texted me today.

Cleaning decks on the Solar Clipper.

I dropped my cigarette on Titan. 

Europa searches for life on Earth.

We love people! Crunchy, Crunchy people..

Trying to solve the Rubik's hypercube.

Crazed lone gunment by the dozen


Monday, November 5, 2012

11/5 51st Ward Notes

You've been afraid up until now. But we've gone through the veil together. Let's see what's on the other side. -Eamon.

Apparently, if a Pixie marries a Goblin, they can survive the winter (h/t) Katie

We hired a golem house moving service. We thought they were going to move the furniture. Now we have two houses, and a very angry bank.

Although amused by the pictures of New York, Talafiara wishes to remind other courts that burning is far more efficient.

Vampire Fiction is like Heroin Chic.

All the fashionable doppelgangers are wearing Italian this year.

As I lay dying, the woman with the dog's eyes would not close my eyes as I descended into Hades. - Eamon Book Club.

Mark Nyhart was the only mortal Eamon ever shared a drink with.

For most of you - Eamon


Take your crystal ball. Put it on your ouija board. Draw the cards it tells you to. It will lead you to the runes.

Today's Noel:

"Of all the afterlives, I really didn't expect to end up in ______."

10/17/1871....1/12/1979. The connection is one word, and both were -before- she had access to catastrophic climate change.

Wednesday, October 31, 2012

10/31 51st Ward Notes.

Happy Halloween!

Take Flight (h/t Stephen Wise)

Dopplegangers lose weight to fit into their ideal person. It's why you tend not to deal with dopplegangers during the winter holidays.

The Ballad of the Georges:


Hurricane Sandy has got the Naiads all excited. The revolution will be damp.

They all float down here...-Eamon.

I'd give you all a scary quote, but I have guests in today. - Eamon.

What's that coming over the hill? George knows. (1972-2005)

THE GATES WILL NOT HOLD. THE GATES WILL NOT HOLD. - Last text from Rosehill Cemetery

Monday, October 29, 2012

10/29 51st Ward Notes

Falling leaves, falling pixies. What a wonderful season.

I saw a man in a pink dress staring forlornly at the gasmasks over at the army surplus store. I handed him the calavera de azucar that I had his name written on it, and promised him I would always remember.

I am the Arm and I sound like This. - Eamon.

Think about all the things you like and decide if they're worth sticking around for. And if they're not, then you go away, and you don't get to like anything...ever. -eamon

Friday, October 26, 2012

10/26 51st ward notes.

For those who wonder about Bristol Books store policies, keep in mind, I spent my childhood at Larry's Comic Book Store on East Devon.

Spiced Cider, Falling leaves, a fire and some music. I'm not -all- doom and gloom. -Eamon.

In the wilds of Wisconsin, Bear spirits take human form, and offer haunted tours. You can always spot them by their purple hair.

"I solved the puzzle!" -George (1939-1965)